R Was a Robber on the highway,
For which he’s been hung this many a day.
S Was a Sailor and liv’d in a ship,
He made the Spaniards and French for to skip.
T Was Tom Tinker and mended a kettle,
While he was hammering was deaf as a beetle.
U Was an Undertaker at work for his bread.
The living must pay, though he works for the dead.
