Officious Horsey Individual (who “knows a ’orse when ’e sees ’im,” and who also “’as a hear for musick”).—Your ’Orse will soon jine the Brass Band, Sir.
Swell (unconscious of his horse’s slight infirmity).—Brass Band? What do you mean?
O. H. Individual.—Why, can’t yer ’ear that already ’e tootles a bit on the flute; but by the end of the season it’ll be a case of trombone with ’im, an’ no mistake.
“WHEN THE DEVIL WAS SICK THE DEVIL A MONK WOULD BE,” &c.
Whip (who has come a severe cropper).—Well, I’ll be——(hesitates; wonders whether he’s mortally damaged; finds he’s all sound and right)—
D——d!
THE RIGHT SORT.