“This was a tremendous coup, and not in the least anticipated by either of us; upon me the effect was stunning, knowing, as I did, that our fast-diminishing finances were nearly expended. Mary on the other hand, who neither knew nor thought of the exchequer, rallied at once from her depression, and after a hearty fit of crying, dried her eyes, and putting her arm round my neck, said:
“‘Well, Jack, I must only love you the more, since papa will not share any of my affection.’
“‘I wish he would his purse though,’ muttered I, as I pressed her in my arms, and strove to seem perfectly happy.
“I shall not prolong my story by dwelling upon the agitation this letter cost me; however, I had yet a hundred pounds left, and an aunt in Harley-street, with whom I had always been a favourite. This thought, the only rallying one I possessed, saved me for the time; and as fretting was never my forte, I never let Mary perceive that any thing had gone wrong, and managed so well in this respect, that my good spirits raised her’s, and we set out for London one fine sunshiny morning, as happy a looking couple as ever travelled the north road.
“When we arrived at the ‘Clarendon,’ my first care was to get into a cab, and drive to Harley-street. I rung the bell; and not waiting to ask if my aunt was at home, I dashed up stairs to the drawing-room; in I bolted, and instead of the precise old Lady Lilford, sitting at her embroidery, with her fat poodle beside her, beheld a strapping looking fellow, with a black moustache, making fierce love to a young lady on a sofa beside him.
“‘Why, how is this—I really—there must be some mistake here.’ In my heart I knew that such doings in my good aunt’s dwelling were impossible.
“‘I should suspect there is, sir,’ drawled out he of the moustache, as he took a very cool survey of me, through his glass.
“‘Is Lady Lilford at home, may I ask,’ said I, in a very apologetic tone of voice.
“‘I haven’t the honor of her ladyship’s acquaintance,’ replied he in a lisp, evidently enjoying my perplexity, which was every moment becoming more evident.
“‘But this is her house,’ said I, ‘at least—’