[The Inn at Munich]

"We talked of pipe-clay regulation caps—
Long twenty-fours—short culverins and mortars—
Condemn'd the 'Horse Guards' for a set of raps,
And cursed our fate at being in such quarters.
Some smoked, some sighed, and some were heard to snore;
Some wished themselves five fathoms 'neat the Solway;
And some did pray—who never prayed before—
That they might get the 'route' for Cork or Galway."

CONTENTS:

[CHAPTER I]
Arrival in Cork—Civic Festivities—Private Theatricals

[CHAPTER II]
Detachment Duty—The Burton Arms—Callonby

[CHAPTER III]
Life at Callonby—Love-making—Miss O'Dowd's Adventure

[CHAPTER IV]
Botanical Studies—The Natural System preferable to the Linnaean

[CHAPTER V]
Puzzled—Explanation—Makes bad worse—The Duel

[CHAPTER VI]
The Priest's Supper—Father Malachi and the Coadjutor—Major Jones and the Abbe

[CHAPTER VII]
The Lady's Letter—Peter and his Acquaintances—Too late

[CHAPTER VIII]
Congratulations—Sick Leave—How to pass the Board

[CHAPTER IX]
The Road—Travelling Acquaintances—A Packet Adventure

[CHAPTER X]
Upset—Mind and Body

To Sir George Hamilton Seymour, G.C.H.

My Dear Sir Hamilton,

If a feather will show how the wind blows, perhaps my dedicating to you even as light matter as these Confessions may in some measure prove how grateful I feel for the many kindnesses I have received from you in the course of our intimacy. While thus acknowledging a debt, I must also avow that another motive strongly prompts me upon this occasion. I am not aware of any one, to whom with such propriety a volume of anecdote and adventure should be inscribed, as to one, himself well known as an inimitable narrator. Could I have stolen for my story, any portion of the grace and humour with which I have heard you adorn many of your own, while I should deem this offering more worthy of your acceptance, I should also feel more confident of its reception by the public.

With every sentiment of esteem and regard, Believe me very faithfully yours, THE AUTHOR Bruxelles, December, 1839.