Showed an unnatural dislike of toffee;

For sweetness charms the normal human tooth,

Sweetness inspires the singer’s tenderest strophe,

Since old Lucretius musically chid

The curse of life—amari aliquid.

Eau sucrée, I admit, is rather tame

Compared with beer or whisky blent with soda;

But gallant Frenchmen, experts at this game,

Commend it highly either as a coda

Or prelude to their meals, and much the same