Is better than a loin of beef.”
It is a charm that never fails
When friends accost me in the street
And utter agonizing wails
About the price of butcher’s meat.
“Cheer up,” I tell them, “creels on creels
Are hastening to your relief;
Cheer up, my friends, one pound of eels
Is better than a loin of beef.”
Then all ye fearful folk, dismayed