He did not terrify the birds
With strange and unpropitious words
Of double-edged ontong;
I’m sure he hailed from Beeyah-byyah-bunniga-nelliga-jong.
Prince Giglio’s bag, the fairy’s gift,
Helped him to right the wrong,
Encouraged diligence and thrift,
And “opened with a pong”;
But though its magic powers were great
It could not quite ejaculate