And blandly pronounced it “an undersized whale.”
When a small boy was flying his kite on the links
It was promptly impounded by Constable Jinks,
Who astutely remarked that it might have been seen
By the vigilant crew of a Hun submarine.
It is sometimes alleged that great valour he showed
When he chased a mad cow for three miles on the road;
But there’s also another account of the hunt
With a four-legged pursuer, a biped in front.
If your house has been robbed and his counsel you seek