THE NEW SINGER OF ITALY
There was a new Singer of Italy
Who went through his part very prettily;
"Mamma tinks him so fine,
We must have him to dine!"
Papa remarked slily and wittily.
THE OLD SINGER OF AVON
There was an old Singer of Avon,
Who, Aunty Bess thought, was a brave one;
But Mamma doesn't care