Were I Lord, Folly's gales I would thwart,

Not by spreading my sails, but by furling 'em:

Nor expose my prestige to be caught

In the traps of the Gun Club and Hurlingham.

Were I in the Commons, I'd strive

More than one Bill a Session to carry;

Nor abreast all my 'buses to drive,

Till all in a block have to tarry.

As Queen, Lords, or Commons, in fine,

My course by the chart were I making,