Those discourses of theirs are an exaggeration

Of the jocular species of pulpit oration,

Which was brought into vogue by that eminent surgeon

And physician of souls to the multitude, Spurgeon.

An impressible people are they that sit under

These 'cute Boanerges, these smart sons of thunder,

Who cause them, at will, to sing psalm or doxology

By an influence much like electro-biology.

Ira Sankey performs, as a musical Stentor,

To the mobile vulgus the part of Precentor.