Whilst your wrath rages human love sits weeping!
If of "a common Christianity"
Ye were but practical and patient teachers,
In Education's task ye might agree.
Now sense is asking, "Who shall teach our teachers?"
Inexperienced and Anxious Young Mistress: "The new housemaid, Maria, is a Roman Catholic; but I hope you will not allow any religious controversy in the servants' hall."
Cook (with much dignity): "You needn't have any fear, my lady. In really 'igh-class families religion is never mentioned!"
The Abortive Bill of 1896