Hostess: "And do you really believe in Christian Science?"

Visitor: "Well, you see, I've been getting rather stouter lately, and it's such a comfort to know that I really have no body!"

Sabbatarianism gave Punch little or no chance, save for a mild protest against the action of the L.C.C. with regard to the Queen's Hall Concerts in 1898. The change is accurately reflected in the opening lines:—

Ah! County C., why stop our glee?

For bigotry is dead;

The broader mind can nowhere find

Remotest cause to dread

An instant fall of scruples all

If Sunday's gloom should flee;