There was a young lady of Berwick,

Whose conduct was highly hysteric.

She followed the guns

And distributed buns

To the men who were down with enteric.

The Housewife's Burden

The Club movement was spreading rapidly, and the founding of the "Ladies' Army and Navy Club" in 1902 prompts a burlesque on the qualifications insisted on for membership in the Ladies' Athenæum, Conservative, Travellers' and Bachelors' Clubs. Punch again sounds the plea for the revival of domesticity in the "Prayer of a Lady Principal" addressed to Oxford Women Students, with apologies to Mr. Kipling:—

Take up the housewife's burden—

All ye whose schools are done,

Who let your foolish fancy dwell