Shall all your thrift defeat.

Take up the housewife's burden—

Ye shall not shun the call;

Nor cry too loud on Culture,

When darns and dusting pall.

Go, face the test of wifehood—

To wield the adoring rod,

And treat a Man as merely

Half baby and half god.

The then fashionable alternative is ironically extolled in an irreverent parody of Kingsley's lines, as adapted for a Young Lady's album:—