MR. H.
Lard!

LANDLORD
Suppose they do smoke you—

MR. H.
Smoke me?

LANDLORD One of my phrases; never mind my words, Sir, my meaning is good. We all mean the same thing, only you express yourself one way, and I another, that's all. The meaning's the same; it is all pork.

MR. H.
That's another of your phrases, I presume. (Bell rings, and the
Landlord called for.)

LANDLORD
Anon, anon.

MR. H.
O, I wish I were anonymous.

[Exeunt several ways.]

SCENE.—Melesinda's Apartment.

(MELESINDA and Maid.)