OLD LADY
We have been so concerned—(seeing him)—Mr. Hogsflesh—
MR. H. There's no such person—nor there never was—nor 'tis not fit there should be—"surname and arms"—
BELVIL It is true what my friend would express; we have been all in a mistake, ladies. Very true, the name of this gentleman was what you call it, but it is so no longer. The succession to the long-contested Bacon estate is at length decided, and with it my friend succeeds to the name of his deceased relative.
MR. H.
"His Majesty has been graciously pleased"—
FIRST LADY
I am sure we all join in hearty congratulation—(sighs).
SECOND LADY
And wish you joy with all our hearts—(heigh ho!)
OLD LADY
And hope you will enjoy the name and estate many years—(cries).
BELVIL
Ha! ha! ha! mortify them a little, Jack.
FIRST LADY
Hope you intend to stay—