DAVENPORT
Pshaw! so you call every common accident.
PENDULOUS
Do you call my case so common, then?
DAVENPORT
What case?
PENDULOUS
You have not heard, then?
DAVENPORT
Positively not a word.
PENDULOUS
You must know I have been—(whispers)—tried for a felony since then.
DAVENPORT
Nonsense!
PENDULOUS No subject for mirth, Mr. Davenport. A confounded short-sighted fellow swore that I stopt him, and robbed him, on the York race-ground at nine on a fine moonlight evening, when I was two hundred miles off in Dorsetshire. These hands have been held up at a common bar.
DAVENPORT
Ridiculous! it could not have gone so far.
PENDULOUS A great deal farther, I assure you, Mr. Davenport. I am ashamed to say how far it went. You must know, that in the first shock and surprise of the accusation, shame—you know I was always susceptible—shame put me upon disguising my name, that, at all events, it might bring no disgrace upon my family. I called myself James Thomson.