Skin. How a Bastard; why I never had a Bastard in my Life—but once—and that was forty years ago with a great red Hair Wench, a Maid that my Father had—but it was when I was a Lad and I did not know what I was about.
Doct. Item, I do constitute my Nephew Bellair whole and sole Executor, disinheriting and cutting off all other Persons.
Skin. This is a scene of Villainy.
Doct. Saving those hereafter mentioned-unto Harriet Lovewealth my Niece that shall be, I do bequeath the set of Diamond Bracelets—Mortgaged by the——
Skin. This is all a Robbery.
Coun. Let 'em go on, Sir Isaac, you have your Remedy.
Skin. This is all a Robbery.
Doct. To my Maid Lucy, one thousand pounds.
Skin. O monstrous; I never intended to give her a Farthing.
Doct. Item, to that honest Fellow Slipstring Shark.