“Don't thank me, thank your own deserts,” replied the modern Chesterfield. “Oblige me by writing it yourself, my lord, it is all the bodily exercise you will have had to-day, no doubt.”
The young viscount bowed, seated himself at a desk, and wrote from dictation:
“DR. ABERFORD'S PRESCRIPTION.”
“Make acquaintance with all the people of low estate who have time to be bothered with you; learn their ways, their minds, and, above all, their troubles.”
“Won't all this bore me?” suggested the writer.
“You will see. Relieve one fellow-creature every day, and let Mr. Saunders book the circumstances.”
“I shall like this part,” said the patient, laying down his pen. “How clever of you to think of such things; may not I do two sometimes?”
“Certainly not; one pill per day. Write, Fish the herring! (that beats deer-stalking.) Run your nose into adventures at sea; live on tenpence, and earn it. Is it down?”
“Yes, it is down, but Saunders would have written it better.”
“If he hadn't he ought to be hanged,” said the Aberford, inspecting the work. “I'm off, where's my hat? oh, there; where's my money? oh, here. Now look here, follow my prescription, and You will soon have Mens sana in corpore sano; And not care whether the girls say yes or say no; neglect it, and—my gloves; oh, in my pocket—you will be blase'' and ennuye', and (an English participle, that means something as bad); God bless you!”