“Now don't say that; I wouldn't do it to be Emperor of Russia.”
“Aweel, I hae gotten a heap out o' ye; sae noow I'll gang, since ye are no for herrin'; come away, Jean.”
At this their host remonstrated, and inquired why bores are at one's service night and day, and bright people are always in a hurry; he was informed in reply, “Labor is the lot o' man. Div ye no ken that muckle? And abune a' o' women.” *
* A local idea, I suspect.—C. R.
“Why, what can two such pretty creatures have to do except to be admired?”
This question coming within the dark beauty's scope, she hastened to reply.
“To sell our herrin'—we hae three hundre' left in the creel.”
“What is the price?”
At this question the poetry died out of Christie Johnstone's face, she gave her companion a rapid look, indiscernible by male eye, and answered:
“Three a penny, sirr; they are no plenty the day,” added she, in smooth tones that carried conviction.