“Has he betrayed your confidence?”
“Hasn't he?”
“Oh dear! What has he done?”
“Died, that is all,” snarled the victim.
“Oh, uncle! Poor man!”
“Poor man, no doubt. But how about poor me? Why, it turns out I am sole executor.”
“But, dear uncle, how could the poor soul help dying?”
“That is not candid, Lucy,” said Mr. Fountain, severely. “Did ever I say he could help dying? But he could help coming here under false colors, a mahogany face, and trapping his friend.”
“Uncle, what is the use—your trying to play the misanthrope with me, who know how good you are, in spite of your pretenses to the contrary? To hide your emotion from your poor niece, you go into a feigned fury, and all the time you know how sorry you are your poor friend is gone.”
“Of course I am. He has secured one mourner. He might have died to all eternity if he hadn't nailed me first. See how selfish men are, and bad-hearted into the bargain. I believe that young fellow had been to a doctor, and found out he was booked in spite of his mahogany cheeks; so then he rides out here and wheedles an unguarded friend—I'm wired—I'm trapped—I'm snared.”