Bill Bones used ter say, on many a day,
When takin' a ship fer its loot,
That a blow on the head was quickest dead
And safest and best ter boot.
But a wictim's end, fer meself I contend—
There 's a hundred been killed by me—
Is a walk, I 'll be frank, on a slippery plank,
And a splash in the roarin' sea.

(He turns and surveys the drawing above the windows. He cocks his head like a connoisseur, critically—with approval.)

"It eases yer pipes" Duke: I 'm the artist o' that there masterpiece. The Spittin' Devil! I done it on a rainy mornin'. Genius is queer. (Then he sings again.)

Ol' Pew had a jerk with a long-handled dirk—
His choice was a jab in the dark—

(He is engaged thus, fumbling with his cards, when Darlin', crossing from the fire, interrupts him.)

Darlin': Duke, will yer have a nip o' grog? It eases yer pipes. Yer sounds as if yer had crumbs in yer gullet.

(The Duke pushes forward his cup.)

Duke: It 's a lovely tune, and I wrote the words meself. (He continues his song.)