"I 'd scrape him with me hook"
Duke: I 've been thinkin', Captain, while you and Patch has been amusin' yerselves. Askin' yer pardon, Captain, but cards rots the mind. Did yer ever know a pirate that ain 't drunk at the Port Light on Wappin' wharf?
Captain: Not as yet I never did. I never knowed a pirate as did n't have a double-barreled nose fer grog.
Duke: Well, when Red Joe comes in, we 'll jest ask him. And we 'll ask him if he ever played black-ace at the Rusty Anchor.
Captain: It ain 't no night ter have spies about. With the Royal 'Arry comin' on so pretty.
Patch: And jest gettin' ready ter smash hisself.
Duke: That innercent ship will be due in less 'n half an hour.
Captain: If Red Joe is a spy, by the fiery beard o' Satan, I 'm tellin' yer that dead men tell no tales.
(He lifts the terrible hook and claws the air.)