Captain: Right yer are, Joey. We must be trottin'.

Duke: What 's the name o' that tavern, Joe, at Wappin' wharf where we gets the uncommon grog?

Joe: Wappin' wharf? I 'm blessed if the name 's not gone from me. The grog 's nothing to Darling's.

Duke: What does yer call the tavern on the Isle o' Dogs?

Joe: I 'm remembering the rum. What 's the use of looking at the signboard?

Duke: How does yer sight ter turn the bar at Guinea?

Joe: Sorry, Duke. It was my watch below. I was snoring when we turned.

Captain: What happened to yer pigtail?

Patch: Where does we ship the niggers?

Darlin': Ain 't yer got a mermaid on yer chest?