HE—Oh! I guess she got tired of us long ago.
SHE—Then she won't be listening if I send you a kiss over the wire. Um—m—m—m—did you get it?
HE—I'll give it back with interest tomorrow.
SHE—Everything's tomorrow, isn't it?
HE—There's the clock striking midnight. It's today now, and our wedding day.
SHE—Oh, Carroll!
HE—Don't come late, little bride. I'll be "waiting at the church."
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The Doctor and his wife waited until their half dozen guests had finished the tasty supper Mrs. Harford had provided before they sprung upon them the purpose which had moved them to invite them. The entire party was made up of West Arlingtonites, neighbors from across the way, from down the block and from up near Carter Station. They had chatted gaily over neighborhood gossip in the dining-room, intermingled with nonsense of the sort that passes between people who have been a great deal in the same set. And now that they were seated on the front porch, two in a hammock and the others in comfortable rockers, the badinage continued as Dr. Harford passed cigars to the men and pretended to give them to the ladies, too.