And his whole gang creaked and hoarsely screaked

Like a hinge that was rusty, and constantly shrieked

“Lend us your brains, lend us your brains,”

As they seized my mare’s head at the bit by the reins

And a long-haired loon with a razory spoon

Clipped open my scalp just over my crown,

And the skull the same place, running crosswise and down;

And they hinged the two pieces with screechy brass bands

Where they singed off my hair by the touch of their hands:

And oh the pains, the pains, the pains,