| CHAP. | PAGE | |
| I. | I Decide to Play Hookey | [9] |
| II. | Off to Europe | [26] |
| III. | Days on Shipboard | [41] |
| IV. | Hello! England | [56] |
| V. | I Arrive in London | [71] |
| VI. | The Haunts of My Childhood | [83] |
| VII. | A Joke and Still on the Go | [94] |
| VIII. | A Memorable Night in London | [103] |
| IX. | I Meet the Immortals | [117] |
| X. | I Meet Thomas Burke and H. G. Wells | [133] |
| XI. | Off to France | [147] |
| XII. | My Visit to Germany | [162] |
| XIII. | I Fly from Paris to London | [177] |
| XIV. | Farewells to Paris and London | [191] |
| XV. | Bon Voyage | [204] |
ILLUSTRATIONS
| Charlie as he is to his friends | [Frontispiece] | |
| My favourite autograph | Page | [8] |
| One of my favourite cartoons | " | [15] |
| A Scene from "Sunnyside," one of myfavourite photo plays | " | [48] |
| I am welcomed by the Mayor ofSouthampton | " | [64] |
| My "property grin" | " | [96] |
| Another scene from "Sunnyside," oneof my favourite photo plays | " | [123] |
| I meet H. G. Wells | " | [140] |
| In Paris with Sir Philip Sassoon andGeorges Carpentier | " | [154] |
| I meet Lady Rocksavage and Sir PhilipSassoon | " | [182] |
My favourite autograph.