Again he scratched his head and twirled his hat,

Before he mustered wit enough to speak.

“Bought it?” said he, “what’s that?”

And then he said again, “I see! I see!

You mean that some men toiled with plows and hoes,

And while those worked for you, you toiled with glee

At other work for those.”

“Not so!” said I, getting a little hot,

Thinking the man a fool as well as funny;

“I’m not a working-man, you idiot;