Simon looked at his hands, his feet, the carpet, the wall and then at Mr. Quarterstone.

"Well," he said bashfully, "I wanted to inquire about some dramatic lessons."

"Some — ah — oh yes. You mean a little advanced coaching. A little polishing of technique?"

"Oh no," said the Saint hastily. "I mean, you know your business, of course, but I'm only a beginner."

Mr. Quarterstone sat up a little straighter and gazed at him.

"You're only a beginner?" he repeated incredulously.

"Yes."

"You mean to tell me you haven't any stage experience?"

"No. Only a couple of amateur shows."

"You're not joking?"