“Of course not,” said the bartender. “Take it easy.”

“You know what he said to me, Charlie?”

“No. What did he say to you?”

“He said, ‘You stink!’ ”

“He did?”

“Yeah.”

“Take it easy.”

“You know what I’m gonna do, Charlie?”

“What you gonna do?”

“I’m gonna tell that son of a bitch where he gets off.”