“Get on with—what?” I asked.
MacGraw leaned forward to spit at the wall again. Then he scattered ash on the carpet.
“The Captain didn’t seem happy about you, pally,” he said, and grinned. “And when the Captain’s unhappy he gets sore, and when he gets sore he takes it out of the boys, so we thought we’d better make him happy again. We figured the way to get his smile back would be to come and see you and give you a little work-out. We thought it would be a good idea to sort of smack your ears down: maybe tear them off. Then we thought it would be another good idea to sort of wreck your place; kick the furniture around and hack bits out of the wall. That’s the way we figured it, didn’t we, Joe?”
Hartsell licked his thin lips and allowed a leer to come into his stony eyes. He took out a short length of rubber hose from his hip pocket and balanced it lovingly in his hand.
“Yeah,” he said.
“And did you think what would happen if you carried out these good ideas?” I asked. “Did it ever occur to you I might sue for assault, and that someone like Manfred Willet might take you apart in court and get the badge off your coats? Did that come into your sweet little minds or was that something you overlooked?”
MacGraw leaned forward and screwed his burning cigar down on the polished surface of the table. He glanced up, grinning.
“You’re not the first punk we’ve called on. Wonder Boy,” he told me. “And you won’t be the last. We know how to take care of lawyers. A lush like Willet doesn’t scare us, and besides you won’t take us to court. We came here to get a statement from you about Stevens.
For some reason or other—maybe you don’t like our faces, maybe you’re a little drunk, maybe you have a boil where it hurts—anything will do, you get tough. In fact, Wonder Boy, you get very tough indeed; so tough me and Joe have to sort of restrain you, and while we’re restraining you as gently as we possibly can, you get a little roughed up and the room sort of gets wrecked. But it’s not our fault. We don’t like it that way—not much, anyway, and if you hadn’t disliked our faces or hadn’t been a little drunk or hadn’t had a boil where it hurts, it wouldn’t have happened. That’s what they call in court your word against two respectable, hardworking police officers’, and even a lush like Willet couldn’t make much out of it, and besides that we could take you to Headquarters and keep you in a nice quiet cell where the boys could drop in from time to time and wipe their boots on your face. It’s a funny thing, but a lot of our boys like dropping in on certain of our prisoners and wiping their boots on their faces. I don’t know why it is; probably they’re high-spirited. So don’t let’s have any more talk about assault charges and badges off coats and smart lawyers; not unless you don’t know what’s good for you.”
I had a sudden cold feeling in my stomach. It would be my word against theirs. There was nothing to stop them arresting me and slinging me into a cell. By the time Willet got moving a lot of things could have happened. This didn’t seem to be my evening for fun and games.