And been knocked on the head without hearing it snap.

Well, I sold her a horn, and the very next day

She heard—from her husband at Botany Bay!

Come—eighteen shillings—that’s very low,

You’ll save the money as shillings go,—

And I never knew so bad a lot,—

By hearing whether they ring or not!

Eighteen shillings! it’s worth the price,

Supposing you’re delicate-minded and nice,

To have the medical man of your choice,