“Mr. Mayor,” my young one, how are you to-night?

That’s our “Member of Congress,” we say when we chaff;

There’s the “Reverend” What’s-his-name?—don’t make me laugh.

That boy with the grave mathematical look

Made believe he had written a wonderful book,

And the Royal Society thought it was true!

So they chose him right in,—a good joke it was too!

There’s a boy, we pretend, with a three-decker brain,

That could harness a team with a logical chain;

When he spoke for our manhood in syllabled fire,