[ON FILLING AN INK_WELL]
[OLD THOUGHTS FOR CHRISTMAS]
[CHRISTMAS CARDS]
[ON UNANSWERING LETTERS]
[A LETTER TO FATHER TIME]
[WHAT MEN LIVE BY]
[THE UNNATURAL NATURALIST]
[SITTING IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR]
[BROWN EYES AND EQUINOXES]
[163 INNOCENT OLD MEN]
[A TRAGIC SMELL IN MARATHON]
[BULLIED BY THE BIRDS]
[A MESSAGE FOR BOONVILLE]
[MAKING MARATHON SAFE FOR THE URCHIN]
[THE SMELL OF SMELLS]
[A JAPANESE BACHELOR]
[TWO DAYS WE CELEBRATE]
[THE URCHIN AT THE ZOO]
[FELLOW CRAFTSMEN]
[THE KEY RING]
["OWD BOB"]
[THE APPLE THAT NO ONE ATE]
[AS TO RUMORS]
[OUR MOTHERS]
[GREETING TO AMERICAN ANGLERS]
[MRS. IZAAK WALTON WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER]
[TRUTH]
[THE TRAGEDY OF WASHINGTON SQUARE]
[IF MR. WILSON WERE THE WEATHER MAN]
[SYNTAX FOR CYNICS]
[THE TRUTH AT LAST]
[FIXED IDEAS]
[TRIALS OF A PRESIDENT TRAVELING ABROAD]
[DIARY OF A PUBLISHER'S OFFICE BOY]
[THE DOG'S COMMANDMENTS]
[THE VALUE OF CRITICISM]
[A MARRIAGE SERVICE FOR COMMUTERS]
[THE SUNNY SIDE OF GRUB STREET]
[BURIAL SERVICE FOR A NEWSPAPER JOKE]
[ADVICE TO THOSE VISITING A BABY]
[ABOU BEN WOODROW]
[MY MAGNIFICENT SYSTEM]
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LETTERS TO CYNTHIA: [I. IN PRAISE OF BOOBS] [II. SIMPLIFICATION] |
MINCE PIE
ON FILLING AN INK-WELL
Those who buy their ink in little stone jugs may prefer to do so because the pottle reminds them of cruiskeen lawn or ginger beer (with its wire-bound cork), but they miss a noble delight. Ink should be bought in the tall, blue glass, quart bottle (with the ingenious non-drip spout), and once every three weeks or so, when you fill your ink-well, it is your privilege to elevate the flask against the brightness of a window, and meditate (with a breath of sadness) on the joys and problems that sacred fluid holds in solution.
How blue it shines toward the light! Blue as lupin or larkspur, or cornflower—aye, and even so blue art thou, my scriven, to think how far the written page falls short of the bright ecstasy of thy dream! In the bottle, what magnificence of unpenned stuff lies cool and liquid: what fluency of essay, what fonts of song. As the bottle glints, blue as a squill or a hyacinth, blue as the meadows of Elysium or the eyes of girls loved by young poets, meseems the racing pen might almost gain upon the thoughts that are turning the bend in the road. A jolly throng, those thoughts: I can see them talking and laughing together. But when pen reaches the road's turning, the thoughts are gone far ahead: their delicate figures are silhouettes against the sky.
It is a sacramental matter, this filling the ink-well. Is there a writer, however humble, who has not poured into his writing pot, with the ink, some wistful hopes or prayers for what may emerge from that dark source? Is there not some particular reverence due the ink-well, some form of propitiation to humbug the powers of evil and constraint that devil the journalist? Satan hovers near the ink-pot. Luther solved the matter by throwing the well itself at the apparition. That savors to me too much of homeopathy. If Satan ever puts his face over my desk, I shall hurl a volume of Harold Bell Wright at him.
But what becomes of the ink-pots of glory? The conduit from which Boswell drew, for Charles Dilly in The Poultry, the great river of his Johnson? The well (was it of blue china?) whence flowed Dream Children: a Revery? (It was written on folio ledger sheets from the East India House—I saw the manuscript only yesterday in a room at Daylesford, Pennsylvania, where much of the richest ink of the last two centuries is lovingly laid away.) The pot of chuckling fluid where Harry Fielding dipped his pen to tell the history of a certain foundling; the ink-wells of the Café de la Source