He turned and marched into the shop, and I followed. In the soft steamy air several girls were ironing shirts, and a plump, pink-cheeked Hebrew stood behind a counter wrapping up bundles.
“I noticed your sign in the window,” said Dulcet. “What do you charge for laundering soft collars?”
“Five cents each, but we mend them, too, and sew on the buttons.”
“That's a good idea,” said Dulcet, genially. “I wish I'd known that before; I'd have brought my collars round to you. How long have you been doing that? I often go by here, but I never saw the sign before.”
“Only about a week,” the man replied. “Let's see—a week ago last Monday I put that sign up. You wouldn't believe how much new trade it has brought in. I thought it would be a kind of a joke—the man next door suggested it, and I put it in to please him. But 'most everybody wears soft collars nowadays, and it seems good business.”
“The man next door?” said Dulcet, in a casual tone.
“Sure, the cigar store.”
“Is his name Stork?” said Dulcet, reflectively.
“Stork? Why, no, Basswood. What do you mean, Stork?”
“I mean,” said Dulcet, slowly, “does he ever stand on one leg?”