Thursday Evening: A Comedy in One Act - Christopher Morley

If Junior grows up with your disposition, all I can say is, I hope he'll never get married.

If he gets married, I hope it'll be to some girl who understands something about economy—

If he gets married, I hope he'll be man enough not to be always finding fault—

Well, he won't get married! I'll put him wise to what marriage means, fussing like this all the time—

Yes, he will get married. He shall get married!