All right, be vulgar. I dare say you can't help it.
GORDON
Great Scott, what did you think marriage was like, anyway? Did you expect to go through life having everything done for you, without a little hard work to make it interesting?
LAURA
Is it necessary to shout?
GORDON
Now let me tell you something. Let's see if you can ratify it from your extensive observation of life. Is there anything in the world so cruel as bringing up a girl in absolute ignorance of housework, believing that all her days she's going to be waited on hand and foot, and that marriage is one long swoon of endearments—
LAURA
There's not much swooning while you're around.