De gink dat never croaked a guy

Nor crowned a cop

Nor even bumped a buddy on the beezer

Nor kicked his frail an’ blacked her eye

(It does ’em good an’ dat’s no lie)

Nor stuck a knife in any scrappy geezer—

A chink or wop,

Nor peddled dope or hop or hooch, nor panned a yid

Nor blew a safe, nor shoved de queer, nor napped a kid

Dat never copped a come-on’s kale