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ONE WAY TO TRAIN
Some of dese blokes w'at wants ter be fiters gives me a pane in me slats, an' I t'ink dey ought ter be in de surkus, or else wearin' blue and pink wrappers, wid lace around de neck.
If dere's any fite in a guy it's goin' ter cum out just like de measles, or any old t'ing he has in his system.
Look 'em over an' see w'at you t'ink of dem.
An' anudder t'ing. As soon as dey wins a cupple of fites an' gits dere mug in de papers, dey wants ter go on de stage an' look pritty, an' be among de actorines all de time.
How kin a knuckle-pusher be an actor?