Buff Says "Baff"

This is a game in which no one is allowed to smile or laugh. All the players, except one, sit in a row or half circle; one goes out of the room and returns with a stick or poker in his hand, and a very grave and solemn face. He is supposed to have just returned from a visit to Buff. The first player asks him: "Where do you come from?" "From Buff." The next asks: "Did he say anything to you?" To which the reply is:

"Buff said 'Baff,'

And gave me this staff,

Telling me neither to smile nor to laugh.

Buff says 'Baff,' to all his men,

And I say 'Baff' to you again.

And he neither laughs nor smiles,

In spite of all your cunning wiles,

But carries his face with a very good grace,