Why is sympathy like blindman's buff? Because it is a fellow feeling for a fellow creature.
If a Frenchman were to fall into a tub of tallow, in what word would he express his situation? In-de-fat-i-gabble. (Indefatigable.)
Why is a dinner on board a steamboat like Easter Day? Because it is a movable feast.
Spell "enemy" in three letters. F O E.
Why is a little man like a good book? Because he is often looked over.
Why is a pig in a parlor like a house on fire? Because the sooner it is put out the better.
What is the difference between a soldier and a bombshell? One goes to wars, the other goes to pieces.
Which is the only way that a leopard can change his spots? By going from one spot to another.
Why did Eve never fear the measles? Because she'd Adam.