A bashful, blushing maiden fair it was

Who to the altar bent her way,

A-trembling on her future spouse’s arm,

To Justice Rome Van Rennsler Day.

The judge looked through his nose-pinched specs and smiled,

“Ah, ha! Two dollars for a fee.”

Then when the ceremony was over, rose,

“I guess I’ll kiss the bride,” says he.

The groom was game, and led the justice down

To where the wedding party sat;