Margaret. [Bewildered] Hint? What hint?

Sydney. Oh, Mother, you’re such a lamb. You never see anything. [To Miss Fairfield] I’m sorry, Auntie, but I’m seventeen, and I’ve left school, and I am not going to church to-day, or any day any more ever, except to chaperon Mother and Gray next week, bless ’em!

Miss Fairfield. I do think, Margaret, she ought at least to call him Uncle.

Margaret. Aren’t you coming with us to-day, darling? Christmas Day?

Sydney. Sorry, Mother. It’s against my principles. I refuse to kneel down and say I’m a miserable sinner. I’m not miserable and I’m not a sinner, and I cannot tell a lie to please any old—prayer-book. Besides, I’m expecting Kit.

Miss Fairfield. You’ll find that Kit takes his mother to church. She hasn’t lost all her influence—

Sydney. [Darkly] She’ll be finding herself up against me soon.

Margaret. [Like a schoolgirl] Oh, Sydney, has he—?

Sydney. He’s trying his hardest to, but I like to sort of spread my jam.

Margaret. Then—then—?