THE LITTLE DOG
I don't know. My mistress knows. She's not here. She stayed in the other room.
TOBY-DOG
How old are you?
THE LITTLE DOG
Eleven months, (reciting) I'm eleven months old. At the dog show, my mother took first prize for beauty. I weigh only one pound eleven ounces and—
TOBY-DOG
You've said that already. What makes you so little?
KIKI-THE-DEMURE, (from the piano)