"Z—ds! Charles. Where have you been?" said Chalkley.

"Drinking old Burgundy with a rogue of a bagman who looked like Ranelagh Garden en Fête, for his face was illuminated with every hue of crimson lamp and I stake my wig his nose was as large and round as the Rotunda."

With the arrival of Charles, everybody woke up and there were calls for a song. The gallant Lieutenant was the first to respond with my Lord Dorset's To you fair ladies now at Land.

Let me remind you of that fine old ballad:

To you fair ladies now at Land
We men at Sea indite;
But first would have you understand
How hard it is to write.

"Not at all," cried Charles.

The Muses now, and Neptune too,
We must implore to write to you;

"and chorus, gentlemen, please,"

With a Fa, la, la, la, la, la
The Muses now, and Neptune too,
We must implore to write to you.

and so on to the last