(Does a tumbling act, or anything comical or ridiculous, laughing uproariously.)
Hiram (surprised and angered). What in thunderation is the matter with the boy?
Hick. Acts as though he’s been took with a fit.
Hel. (taking Hiram by the sleeve). I think I know what is the matter, father. It seems that our boarder made an appointment with some man she had never seen in her life, though she had corresponded with him, of course. He proposed to her, and when he found she was willing to consider it he changed his mind and tried to get away. She gave pursuit, and Bill and Lucinda, who happened to be here, helped her catch him. Miss Renwick is anxious to marry some one, and after corresponding with the man she set her cap for him before she had even seen him. Mother and I came out on the porch in time to hear the last of it. Don’t interfere, father. Let them bring the man here. I am sure you will laugh when you understand what a joke it is.
Hiram (looking at Hick.). Well, I swan!
Hick. So do I, Hiram.
Bill (getting upon his feet). Me, too!
Percy (whispering in Hiram’s ear). You understand, Mr. Rodney.
Hiram. Well, I’ll be gum-swizzled! If that don’t beat all.