A CURE FOR LAZINESS
One of the chief virtues claimed for this serum is that of developing in the patient who takes it an unbounded energy that, apparently, makes him want to work himself to death. In some sensational articles that have appeared in Sunday editions of newspapers on Rogers’ serum, the stuff has been described as “Lazy Serum.” One of the first cases described in the Rogers book is that of a young waiter, “a good-for-nothing lazy fellow who would not work and would not pay for medical services” and who was turned over to Dr. Rogers’ free clinic. He was given the serum on Thursday and was told to report Saturday. He did not return until Monday, his excuse being that “he worked all day Saturday until midnight and all day Sunday and felt as if he could work all day and all night without rest.” The “case report” ends:
“... finally remarking, ‘I feel like a bird’ he flew out of the classroom and we never saw him again.”
HOUSEWIVES TAKE NOTICE
The next case described is that of a servant girl who had not worked for a year; within a week after taking the “Auto-Hemic Serum,” “she voluntarily beat carpets till she blistered her hands.” Then there was the rooming house keeper who had spent more than half of each day in bed. After an “Auto-Hemic” injection she “discharged her maid and janitor ... and did all the work of her twelve room house herself, beating rugs, firing furnace and carrying out ashes besides doing some of the laundry.” “Case No. 7176” is interesting: A man, generally considered the laziest person in his community and with a habit of “drinking thirty whiskies a day,” took “Auto-Hemic Serum.” He stopped drinking, shaved himself and changed from “a “bum” to that of a sober, clean, wholesome, bright and honest workman.” Then there was the case of the “lady physician” who “took the serum one evening and the next morning reported that she had the ‘giggles’ all day”; also she became “more magnetic.” More remarkable still was the case of the young woman clerk in a retail store who, after taking the serum, “astonished her employer by volunteering to work overtime.” In the chapter dealing with “Ills Peculiar to Women” Dr. Rogers details the moving story of a man to whom the “serum” was given and who reported that “about the third twenty-four hours after taking it his bowels moved forty times”—nevertheless, “he felt no exhaustion.”
In all phases of human activity the serum seems to work wonders. “The cases are numerous in which the frigidity of both sexes have [sic] melted after Auto-Hemic treatment.” A young married woman with a morbid dislike for her husband took the serum and within a week “became normal.” The discoverer suggests that in some cases there is no doubt that this serum “would prevent divorce.” A 40 year old woman who could not endure to wear any waists but white or black was able, it seems, after taking the serum to tolerate a veritable Jacob’s coat.
Is, then, “Auto-Hemic Serum” good for everything? Let Dr. Rogers answer:
“Briefly stated, without any great exaggeration, this new modified serum treatment is good for anything that is the matter with you, provided the cause is not organic, mechanical or bacterial.”
One infers that in the inorganic, mental, spiritual and nonbacterial spheres the stuff is supreme. But it has its limitations. For instance, Dr. Rogers states that he once had “a very troublesome cough which lasted several weeks, but did not yield to this serum.” Reaching the conclusion that some other treatment was necessary “he had the bones of his neck ‘adjusted’ and got immediate relief.”