"Give me, please, many biscuits."
"No, sir, we have no biscuits; the fabrication of them has been avoided by Government."
"Waiter, show me a good bed where one may sleep undisturbated."
In the train:—
"Dickens! I have lost my ticket."
"Alas, you shall pay the price of another."
A jocular vein is recommended with cabbies:—
"Coachman, are you free?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then long live liberty."