[Forward to Part III]

CONTENTS

CHAPTER

I[Mr. Verdant Green's Relatives and Antecedents]
II[Mr. Verdant Green is to be an Oxford Freshman]
III[Mr. Verdant Green leaves the Home of his Ancestors]
IV[Mr. Verdant Green becomes an Oxford Undergraduate]
V[Mr. Verdant Green matriculates, and makes a sensation]
VI[Mr. Verdant Green dines, breakfasts, and goes to Chapel]
VII[Mr. Verdant Green calls on a Gentleman who "is licensed to sell"]
VIII[Mr. Verdant Green's Morning Reflections are not so pleasant as his Evening Diversions]
IX[Mr. Verdant Green attends Lectures, and, in despite of Sermons, has dealings with Filthy Lucre]
X[Mr. Verdant Green reforms his Tailor's Bills and runs up others. He also appears in a rapid act of Horsemanship, and finds Isis cool in Summer]
XI[Mr. Verdant Green's Sports and Pastimes]
XII[Mr. Verdant Green terminates his existence as an Oxford Freshman]

THE ADVENTURES
OF
MR. VERDANT GREEN.

CHAPTER I.

MR. VERDANT GREEN'S RELATIVES AND ANTECEDENTS.

IF you will refer to the unpublished volume of Burke's Landed Gentry, and turn to letter G, article "GREEN," you will see that the Verdant Greens are a family of some respectability and of considerable antiquity. We meet with them as early as 1096, flocking to the Crusades among the followers of Peter the Hermit, when one of their number, Greene surnamed the Witless, mortgaged his lands in order to supply his poorer companions with the sinews of war. The family estate, however, appears to have been redeemed and greatly increased by his great-grandson, Hugo de Greene, but was again jeoparded in the year 1456, when Basil Greene, being commissioned by Henry the Sixth to enrich his sovereign by discovering the philosopher's stone, squandered the greater part of his fortune in unavailing experiments; while his son, who was also infected with the spirit of the age, was blown up in his laboratory when just on the point of discovering the elixir of life. It seems to have been about this time that the Greenes became connected by marriage with the equally old family of the Verdants; and, in the year 1510, we find a Verdant Greene as justice of the peace for the county of Warwick, presiding at the trial of three decrepid old women, who, being found guilty of transforming themselves into cats, and in that shape attending the nightly assemblies of evil spirits, were very properly pronounced by him to be witches, and were burnt with all due solemnity.

In tracing the records of the family, we do not find that any of its members attained to great eminence in the state, either in the counsels of the senate or the active services of the field; or that they amassed any unusual amount of wealth or landed property. But we may perhaps ascribe these circumstances to the fact of finding the Greens, generation after generation, made the dupes of more astute minds, and when the hour of danger came, left to manage their own affairs in the best way they could, - a way that commonly ended in their mismanagement and total confusion. Indeed, the idiosyncrasy of the family appears to have been so well known, that we continually meet with them performing the character of catspaw to some monkey who had seen and understood much more of the world than they had, - putting their hands to the fire, and only finding out their mistake when they had burned their fingers.